|citizen:||it's a bird!|
|citizen:||it's a plane!|
|*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*|
|superman:||it's a metaphor|
it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs